^Chants

 

Sing whenever the mood strikes...	Sing to the tune of "highway to hell"
Hello, Hello,	Your only halfway to hell
we are Vancouver boys,	Your only halfway to hell
Hello, Hello,	(Repeated to opposing goalkeeper just before the end of the first half)
we are Vancouver boys,
	Serenade to opponent when Caps are up late in the match
Sing to the tune of "the Flinstones"	You came all this way
We're Vancouver, Whitecaps southside	just to lose, just to lose
We're Vancouver, Whitecaps southside	You came all this way
We're Vancouver, Whitecaps southside	just to loose, just to loose
We're Vancouver, Whitecaps southside
Yabba dabba Do, Yabba Dabba Do……	Sing to the tune of "Were not gonna take it"
	Your not gonna make it
Sing to the Tune of "Fergie's Red and White Army (Man U)"	No, your not gonna make it
Lenarduzzi's Blue and White Army	Your not gonna make it
Lenarduzzi's Blue and White Army	In this league
Lenarduzzi's Blue and White Army
Lenarduzzi's Blue and White Army	Serenade to the opponents during weekend Matches (I.e. Friday)
	Welcome to our Friday Barbeque
Sing in a machinegun like precession	Welcome to our Friday Barbeque
Attack, Attack	Welcome to our Friday Barbeque….
Attack, Attack, Attack	(Can be substituted for Saturday, and Sunday)
Attack, Attack
Attack, Attack, Attack	An aggressive chant towards opponent
	Boot, wrapped, round' your head
Sing to the tune of "God save the queen"	got a boot wrapped round your head
Send him victorious,	(repeated several times)
Onward and glorious,
Long may he reign over us,	An aggressive chant to send the visitors home with
God save our Dale!	Mad dash,
	Mad dash,
Sing in repetition	Mad dash back to the bus
Blue and white and sharp all over	(repeated several times)
Blue and white and sharp all over
Blue and white and sharp all over	This tune dedicated to the Seattle Flounders
	Your going home in a broken hard drive
Sing to the tune of the violent femmes "blister in the sun"	Your going home in a broken hard drive
Let him come on….	Your going home in a broken hard drive
he's our substitution	Back down the I-5
Let him come on….	(broken H. drive can be substituted with another noun to suit any club)
Come on you know he's the one
	This tune serenades Bill Gates
Sing in repetition after an opponent attempts a harsh challenge	Bill gates does our windows
off, off, off, off, off, …….	Bill gates does our windows
	Bill gates does our windows
Sing in repetition when a free kick is awarded to an opponent	Get back up the ladder Bill
He fell over, he fell over, he…..
	Sing to the tune of "yellow submarine" to flounder faithful
Sing to the tune of "California Girls"	You're going down in a trident submarine
Wish they all could be from the corner	trident submarine
Wish they all could be from the corner	trident submarine
Wish they all could be from the corner	You're going down in a trident submarine
hmmmmmmmmmm…………	(repeated several times)
When the Southside court the crowd..	Sing to all ex-MLS players in opposing line-ups (no offense Gregor)
East side, give us a wave	Nothin, but an MLS reject
East side, East side, give us a wave	Nothin, but an MLS reject
(repeated until east side crowd waves)	(repeated several times)
Grandstand, give us a wave
Grandstand, Grandstand, give us a wave	Sing to all long haired opposing players (eh, Swaztky)
(repeated until Grandstand waves)	I'm a hippie
Loonie, do your job	hope your hippie too…….
Loonie bird, Loonie bird, do your job	(repeated several times)
(repeated maliciously)
	Sing to all short opposing players
Sing when Caps are domininating the play	4 foot nothing
Just like watching brazil	4 foot nothing
Just like watching brazil	nothing but a
(repeated several times)	4 foot nothing
	(repeated several times)
Sing in a home and away series (back to back games)
Its gonna be a fine night tonight	Sing to the tune of "score in a minute"
Its gonna be a fine day tomorrow	Your going down with the NASDAQ
(repeated several times)	down with the NASDAQ
	Your going down with the NASDAQ
Sung to the tune of "Take a walk on the wild side"	DOWN WITH THE NASDAQ
Do, do-do, do-do, do do do do, do-do
do-do, do do-do do, do-do, do Didar Sandhu,	Sing to an opposing team that is losing and complaining
	Mad dash, mad dash
Sing while the Caps are threating to score	Mad dash back to the bus
Were gonna score in a minute	Mad dash, mad dash
score in a minute	Mad dash back to the bus
Were gonna score in a minute	(repeated several times)
SCORE IN A MINUTE
	To any import goalkeeper about to take a goalkick
Sing to the tune Early in the morning/Seattle mix	Green Card
Your going home with a drunken sailor	Green Card, Green Card
Your going home with a drunken sailor	Green Card, Green Card, Green Card
Your going home with a drunken sailor	(repeated in machinegun fashion repeatedly until ball is kicked)
Early in the morning
	Sing to Seattle fans everywhere
Sing to the tune of "Under Pressure"	When the Caps went down, to the Puget sound
Under pressure, dum de dum dum	We were there
dum dum dum de de dum dum	We were there
Under pressure, dum de dum dum	(repeated shamelessly)
dum dum dum de de dum dum
(repeated shamelessly)	Ode to the officials
	2 r's
Sing to the Caps keeper after big save (to go west)	4 e's
Last game the GK saved our lives	One F-in referee
(repeated thankfully)	(repeated emphatically)
Sing to the tune of "Been around the world…."	Sing to the Tune of "Borderline"
I've been around the world	Can't kick the ball over the Halfway line
and I, I, I	Halfway line
I just love my football	(repeated twice more)
I dunno why, I dunno why
I just love my football	Sing to the tune of "mellow yellow" (when opposition is wearing yellow)
(repeat slanderously)	They call them mellow yellow
	They call them mellow yellow
Sing to the tune of "Give peace a chance"	(repeated several times)
All we are saying,
is give us a goal	Ode to the Visiting Goaltender (smiths rendition tune)
All we are saying,	Hang the G K
is give us a goal	Hang the G K
(repeated religiously)	Hang the G K
Sing to the tune of "Freak Out" after Caps add to the score	Sing to the tune of "Bang on these drums all day"
OH, 4 nil	They don’t wanna work,
do do	they just wanna bang on the drums all day
de do do-do do	(repeat several times - nuff said)
4 - nil
do do	Sing to the tune of "Chim Chiminey" to refs if favoring opponent
de do do-do do	Chim Chiminey, Chim Chiminey
(repeat slanderously)	Chim Chim, Chero
	We hate those lemons dressed up in blue
Sing to the tune of "Amazing Grace" while 86ers are ahead	(repeat shamelessly)
1 nil, 1 nil
1 nil, 1 nil	Sing to the tune of "Rockin the Casbah" after a poor officials decision
1 nil, 1 nil, 1 nil	The referee he don't like it
1 nil, 1nil	rockin the SouthSide
1 nil, 1nil	rockin the SouthSide
1 nil, 1 nil, 1 nil	The referee he don't like it
(repeat twice)	rockin the SouthSide
	rockin the SouthSide
Sing in response with the section you are seated after we sing:	(repeat as needed)
We're the SouthSide
We're the SouthSide	Serenade to the Official after a card is produced to a Cap
We're the	Get a rope
We're the SouthSide	get a tree
We're the SouthSide	hang the referee
We're the famous SouthSide lads	(repeat twice)
Sing to the graduation tune when the lads counter a charge	Yodel this chant whenever an opposing player tries to draw a card
We follow Vancouver	Nee naw
all over BC, and (Burnaby)	Nee naw
We follow Vancouver	Nee naw
On too victory (all together now)	(repeat until he magically recovers)
(repeat until hoarse)
	Sing when the Caps are carrying the momentum
Sing this chant after a Caps win, or a great homeside goal	Just like watching Brazil
Ole, Ole, Ole	Just like watching Brazil
Ole, Ole,	Just like watching Brazil
Ole, Ole, Ole	(repeat several times)
Ole, Ole
	Sing when berating the opposition (Seattle being the Example)
Another chant that could be heard while the Caps attack	My old man said - be a Sounders fan
Another day at the office	I said, what the butter, bread, and jam is that
Another day at the office	My old man said be a Sounders fan
Another day at the office	I said, what the butter, bread, and jam is that
(repeat until the attack is stopped or Caps score)	(repeat shamelessly)
Sing if  the Caps have lost possession (to tune of Major Tom)	Another taunt for the opposition (Zigar mix)
Ball control to major tom	In 86, we went to Seattle, and what did we see
stripped the ball possessions gone	ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
get it back before they stick it to you	and what did we do
(repeat twice)	ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Sing to the tune of "Go west"	Sing to the tune of "She’ll be coming around the mountain"
Stand up, if you luv the Caps,	We’ll be running around the bull ring with the cup, pissed up!
Stand up, if you luv the Caps,	we’ll be running around the bull ring with the cup, pissed up!
(repeat shamelessly)	We’ll be running around the bull ring,
	Running around the bull ring,
Sing to the tune of "Ooh Ah, Cantona"	Running around the bull ring with the cup, pissed up!
Ohh, Ahh, Vancouver,
Ohh, Ahh, Vancouver,	To the missing fans/support for the opposition (Seattle Pod mix)
Ohh, Ahh, Vancouver,	He’s a poor little flounder’s fan,
(repeat, wash, and rinse)	His face all tattered and torn,
	He made me feel sick,
Sing to "home on the range"	So I hit him with a brick,
Down by the bay,	And now he don’t sing anymore!
Where all the SouthSiders say (whut?),
Where the Cantabury flows,	Sing to the tune "There’s only one…" (Stadnyk mix)
We’ll have nuthin but goals, goals, goals…	You’ve formed a good clique Stadnyk,
(repeat goals until we score or the ball is cleared)	You’ve formed a good clique Stadnyk,
	You’ve formed a good clique Stadnyk,
Ode to silent opposition support: (Portland mix)	(repeat shamelessly)
Can you Portland sing? No! No!
Can you Portland sing? No! No!	Chant to your hearts content:
Can you Portland sing?	We’re here,
I can’t here a bloody thing, shhhh!!!!	we’re there,
	We’re in the atmosphere, Vancouver
Sing to "You are my sunshine"	Vancouver,
You are our Whitecaps,	(repeat until hoarse)
Our only Whitecaps,
You make us happy, when skies are grey	Sing to our northwest rivals: (flounders mix)
You never notice, how much we luv you	Hark now here the SouthSide sing,
Oh please don’t take our Whitecaps away!	The flounders ran away,
	We will fight forever more,
Sing to the "when the saints go marching in"	Cause it’s our derby day…
Oh when the Caps,
Go marching in,	Chant when the mood strikes..
Oh, when the Caps go marching in,	We hate Seattle
Oh how I want to be in that number,	We hate Portland too,
When the Caps go marching in	We hate Milwaukee,
	But Caps we luv you
Chant when urging the home side:
Come On you Whites… (repeat melodically)	Chant when opponent gets scrappy:
	Build a bonfire,
Chant when the Caps put on a good show:	Build a bonfire,
We luv you we do,	Put a palace on the top,
We luv you we do,	Stick the flounders in the middle,
We luv you we do,	And burn the bloody lot!
Oh Whitecaps we luv you!
	Chant to the opposition if the Caps are sticking it to ‘em:
Chant when addressing the locals:	Can we play you, can we play you
Carefree, wherever you may be,	Can we play you every week?
Were Vancouver B C	Can we play you, can we play you
And we don’t give a toss,	Can we play you every week?
Wherever you may be,	(repeat in machine gun fashion)
‘Cos we’re are Vancouver B C
	A Tradition of course:
Invitation to the Southside:	White is the colour, football is the game
Come to the Southside, and we’ll welcome you	We’re all together, and winning is our aim
Wear your whites, and see us through	So cheer us on in the sun and rain
Sing loud and clear ‘till the game is done,	‘cause Whitecaps, Whitecaps is our name
Sing whitecaps everyone!	Here in Vancouver, whether rain or fine
	We can… shine all the time,
Whitecap Banter (ala Chelsea):	Home or away, come see us play,
Who’s that team we call the Whitecaps?	Your welcome any day
Who’s that team we all adore?	White is the colour, football is the game
Were the boys in Blue and White,	We’re all together, and winning is our aim
And we will fight with all our might,	So cheer us on in the sun and rain
And were out to show the world the way to score!	‘cause Whitecaps, Whitecaps is our name…
Bring on the flounders or the Timbers,
Bring on the rampage by the score,	Again, another chant to "Go west" tune:
Seattle, Portland, and Milwaukee are all crap!	What’s it like, to be outclassed?
And were out to show the world the way to score!	What’s it like, to be outclassed?
	What’s it like, to be outclassed?
Sing when the game looks to be in the Caps favor:	(Repeat)
Come along, come along
Come along and sing this song,	Ode’ to Tilley…
Were the boys in blue and white	His name is Darren Tilley, he’s the leader of our team,
And were gonna win the fight	He is the greatest forward, the a-league’s ever seen,
And it won’t be taking us very long…	He scores from free-kicks, and scores ‘em from the air,
(repeat merrily)	And now, he’s working over there (pointing at Tilley)